Agony

I am trying to be more involved with the Celtics. I really am.

I don't know if I can watch any more of this game. It's killing me.

The score, as I type this, is 64-44--Cleveland. Okay. 65 now. Thank you, Perkins.

And Rondo goes down.

Honestly, guys. If you don't get 10 more points in the next 10 minutes, I'm switching to a Man Vs. Wild re-run. Listen, if Bear Grylls can drink fluids from elephant poo in the African plains, you can make this game worth my while.

EDIT: I gave you five minutes. I'm done. Instead of you listening, the Cav's just scored 5. Goodbye.